No no no, for the thousandth time. It was the SEX that gave you a baby. Watching Gangnam Style afterwards did not contribute.
A lot more brutal than my little pony
You ever get so mad that you swing your mum at men to spank them?
Shameless Plug Alert. Myself and a fellow poet/performer are starting a 15 date Edinburgh Fringe Show on Saturday. It’s FREE and contains two REAL LIFE inspired pieces, this poem and a flash fiction piece of a REAL LIFE story I’ve written. It’s possible there are some who can make it:
If this relevant, please come along and say hello. Tell your friends, or share if you life. Otherwise, disregard.