Real Life Has Never Been So Good
reallyreallife:

No no no, for the thousandth time. It was the SEX that gave you a baby. Watching Gangnam Style afterwards did not contribute.

reallyreallife:

No no no, for the thousandth time. It was the SEX that gave you a baby. Watching Gangnam Style afterwards did not contribute.

reallyreallife:

A lot more brutal than my little pony

reallyreallife:

A lot more brutal than my little pony

mandudemcdudeman:

reallyreallife:

Beat that

You ever get so mad that you swing your mum at men to spank them?

mandudemcdudeman:

reallyreallife:

Beat that

You ever get so mad that you swing your mum at men to spank them?

Real Life In Real Life

Shameless Plug Alert. Myself and a fellow poet/performer are starting a 15 date Edinburgh Fringe Show on Saturday. It’s FREE and contains two REAL LIFE inspired pieces, this poem and a flash fiction piece of a REAL LIFE story I’ve written. It’s possible there are some who can make it:

https://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/spoken-word/Knife-Whimsy 

http://chutneyexhibition.com/articles/knifewhimsy

If this relevant, please come along and say hello. Tell your friends, or share if you life. Otherwise, disregard.